FAQs

How do I Use the Torment Pad?

  1. Roll out the Torment Pad on a solid surface where your screams won't disturb the neighbours.
  2. Gently lie back on the spikes. Courage is not the absence of fear, but the willingness to lay down on the spikes anyway.
  3. Take a deep breath and relax. Eventually, the spikes will feel like old friends who once hurt you, but only because they care.
  4. Increase your time with each session up to 30 minutes. If you can do this, you can do anything.

Does the Torment Pad Hurt?

Yes. It’s called Torment Pad, not Comfy Cloud. But here’s the twist: the initial bite of the spikes melts into a deep, satisfying release. Side effects may include tears of joy, tears of pain, and a strange desire to do it all again.

⚠️ Warning: Consult your physician before use if you are pregnant, have any heart conditions, skin inflammation, bleeding disorders, diabetes, or take blood-thinning medication. Do not use it on broken, sensitive, or irritated skin.

If you have any of the above conditions—or a complete lack of common sense—check with a professional before turning yourself into a human pincushion. Misuse may result in injury, regret, or an unexpected appreciation for pain.

How Does the Torment Pad Work?

For thousands of years, acupressure has been used to relieve pain, improve sleep, and help people feel inexplicably euphoric after lying on a bed of spikes. The Torment Pad keeps that tradition alive, delivering:

✔️ Deep Muscle Relaxation – Releases tension in the back, neck, and shoulders.
✔️ Increases Circulation – Boosts blood flow to help with muscle recovery.
✔️ Natural Pain Relief – Stimulates pressure points to trigger endorphin release.
✔️ Reduces Stress & Anxiety – Forces you to focus on the present moment (because spikes).
✔️ Improves Sleep Quality – Encourages relaxation, making it easier to unwind before bed.
✔️ Boosts Energy Levels – Increases oxygen and circulation for a natural energy boost.
✔️ Helps with Tension Headaches – Lying on it can relieve neck and shoulder tension.
✔️ Enhances Mood – The endorphin rush can leave you feeling strangely euphoric.
✔️ Releases Myofascial Tension – Helps break up tight connective tissue.
✔️ Trains Your Nervous System to Handle Stress – Builds mental toughness while relaxing your body.

Basically, you suffer now to feel amazing later. Kind of like working out, but without the gym membership.